The UFO of Collins Beach - Along the treeline of Collins Beach on Sauvie Island just outside of Portland, Oregon, sits a mysterious and legendary vessel that hasn’t seen action in many years. Here it lies tethered by cable to a nearby tree becoming fodder for local graffiti artists.
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”
"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel! Well, that’s embarrassing…"
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
"Misgendering is violence. Misgendering perpetuates violence. It is a deliberate act to cause harm, pain, and suffering. Intentionally misgendering someone is what people do when they cannot enact violence upon a person psychically. They resort to words and phrases they know cause anguish and turmoil. That is the very core of intentional violence, to cause harm. Intentional misgendering is nothing less than violence."
They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP
HE ATE SHAMPOO
fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.
It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.
just wanted to put that out there